Will I really turn into a hamburger?

Yesterday my friend and I were eating at a local burger shop. I go there almost everyday and my frnd said that if I eat enough of them I will turn into one. Will it really happen? Im scared as hell. I also eat fries a lot.Will I really turn into a hamburger?
Sure your scared Eddie. We really believe you too. LMAO
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Of course not. Don't be silly, use your knowledge. It's physically, chemically, mentally, and morally impossible to change into anything. You're still going to stay your usual self, no matter how many calories you eat.
heck no you won,t ! that,s just a old saying. he was just saying you eat a lot of hamburgers but you won,t turn into 1.Will I really turn into a hamburger?
No you'll just get fat if you don't exercise regularly.
Yes you will. In fact, go look in the mirror right now, you'll see sesame seeds growing on your face
are you retarded?!